Q: What is your brother-in-law’s name?

A: Borofkin.

Q: What’s his first name?

A: I can’t remember?

Q: He’s been your brother-in-law for years, and you can’t remember his first name?

A: No. I tell you I’m too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for G-d’s sake, tell them your first name!

Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?

A: I refuse to answer that question.

Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?

A: I refuse to answer that question.

Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?

A: No.

Q: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

A: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

Q: What is your name?

A: Ernestine McDowell

Q: And what is your marital status?

A: Fair

Q: Are you married?

A: No, I’m divorced.

Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?

A: A lot of things I didn’t know about.

Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?

A: I will be three months November 8th.

Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: What were you and you husband doing at that time?

Q: Were you acquainted with the deceased?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: Before or after he died?

Q: What happened then?

A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."

Q: Did he kill you?

A: No.

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